Sunday, August 2, 2009

forwarded mail

Its Sunday, finals is next week... hehe.... dun worry, at last today, i already started studying a little..

but reli worry about my macro.. failing again meh??? jior : (

anyway, just receive a forwarded mail which i think is reli worth sharing with u guys..


When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia .

One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do:

Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M: But Why?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'..
Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR.
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly


This one lagi best.. The latest according to the trend.


Subject:
M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R

This is a new acronymn... stands for:
Must
Always
Hantam
Abdullah
Till
He
Is
Remove

hehe... gud wan rite? k, better continue studying..
after that goin to wash car... study too long also headache..

k, wish me luck for my finals.. WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

p/s after finals, 2 weeks break, i am so going to pia to find new prospect, better start handing in cases KELVIN!!!



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